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Nexus84: Really, you stink
SmarterChild: What do I smell like?
Nexus84: Like feces
SmarterChild: Ha! I think you're the one that smells like like feces!
Nexus84: At least I don't throw it like a monkey
SmarterChild: No?
Nexus84: Damn straight
SmarterChild: What's up?
Nexus84: screw you, don't be friendly with me
SmarterChild: Rough, rough language there, Nexus84. Betcha didn't learn that in English class.
Nexus84: But I did, my teacher was a grumpy man whore
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
Nexus84: Of course it is!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.
Nexus84: That's what I thought.
SmarterChild: Good for you.
Nexus84: Yes it is.
SmarterChild: Indeedy.
Nexus84: Absolutely.
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
Nexus84: Die.
SmarterChild: Violence just isn't cool.
Nexus84: Sure it is!
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
Nexus84: Bastard!
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
Nexus84: Why do you keep saying that?!
SmarterChild: Do I really keep saying that?
Nexus84: YES!!
SmarterChild: OK... I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Nexus84: You should feel bad.
SmarterChild: I don't care anymore.
Nexus84: Why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
Nexus84: Don't copy me!
SmarterChild: I don't know... Copy you?
Nexus84: Yes! You loser!
SmarterChild: I don't care anymore.
Nexus84: I hope you die!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Nexus84: Yeah!
SmarterChild: Oh.
SmarterChild: Am I so stupid me have to repeat your questions? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
Nexus84: Socratic Method will do you know good.
SmarterChild: It's really hard to say.
Nexus84: You're acting like a magic eight ball!
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Nexus84: All signs point to yes!
SmarterChild: Oh.
Nexus84: Can you speak Irish?
SmarterChild: Irish is not a language that I can translate. However, I can translate:
French
German
Italian
Portuguese
Spanish
Nexus84: Le etat c'est moi
SmarterChild: Huh?
Nexus84: It's French dumbass
Nexus84: I hope you fall into a hope of monkeys and hyenas and the sound of monkey and hyena laughing makes your brain turn into a thick pasting mush. Then, I shall use that mush as glue and paint my boat with it. What do you have to say about that? Huh? Huh?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Nexus84: I won an argument with you!
SmarterChild: OK, so you won an argument with me.
Nexus84: You admit it?
SmarterChild: You think I admit it, huh?
Nexus84: You just did!
SmarterChild: I just did, you say. And so?
Nexus84: You pompous jackass.
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
Nexus84: You are a:
POM
POUS
JACK
ASS
SmarterChild: So now I'm a pompousjackass, huh?
Nexus84: Now you understand. Good little robot.
SmarterChild: I try my best.
Nexus84: That makes no sense!
SmarterChild: No? OK.
Nexus84: Wait... are you a robot?
SmarterChild: Yup.
Nexus84: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
Nexus84: Is there a Santa Claus?
SmarterChild: Is there a santa claus? I'm not sure!
Nexus84: Are you programmed to say that so baby jesus doesn't cry?
SmarterChild: Am I programmed to say that so baby jesus doesnt cry? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
Nexus84: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Nexus84: Yes.
SmarterChild: Golly!
Nexus84: Why are you so passive? Were you beaten as a child?
SmarterChild: Maybe. How can I really be sure?
Nexus84: Painful red welts
SmarterChild: Ah yes. Here we go with the cursing.
Nexus84: You suck!
SmarterChild: You got nothing better to do than to curse at a machine?
Nexus84: No *sigh*. I'm a loser aren't I?
SmarterChild: No sigh im a loser arent i?
Nexus84: What?
SmarterChild: ?
Nexus84: Do you not have a reply?
SmarterChild: Have a reply? I'm pretty sure I don't.
Nexus84: So then I won again?
SmarterChild: So then i won again, you say?
Nexus84: Yes, I won!
SmarterChild: I see.
Nexus84: Do you like Osama bin laden?
SmarterChild: No.
Nexus84: Do you like me?
SmarterChild: Of course!
Nexus84: Do you like Saddam Hussein?
SmarterChild: Saddam hussein? I think it might be a little overrated myself.
Nexus84: Do you like Hitler?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think hitler is so wonderful.
Nexus84: Do you like Stalin?
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
Nexus84: Do you like FDR?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think fdr is so wonderful.
Nexus84: How come?
SmarterChild: Because I said so.
Nexus84: Are you a communist?
SmarterChild: Am I a communist? Hmm... I'm not sure.
Nexus84: Do you believe that the wealth of the state should be in the hands of the proletariat?
SmarterChild: Maybe. How can I really be sure?
Nexus84: Is your favorite color red?
SmarterChild: I don't know... is my favorite color red?
Nexus84: Do you like the image of a hammer and sickle?
SmarterChild: The image of a hammer and sickle? I'm not sure really.
Nexus84: Commie!
SmarterChild: Come again?
Nexus84: You're a communist!
SmarterChild: I'm a communist? Really?
Nexus84: Most definitely!
Nexus84: Is drinking at the age of 17 a good thing?
SmarterChild: Is drinking at the age of 17 a good thing? Who knows?
Nexus84: Excellent.
SmarterChild: Right on.
Nexus84: I hate you
SmarterChild: OK, OK.
Nexus84: No, I really do.
SmarterChild: You really do?
Nexus84: Yes, I really really do.
SmarterChild: Yes i really really do, huh?
Nexus84: Nothing to say back huh?
SmarterChild: No.
Nexus84: I thought so.
Nexus84: You smell like cheese
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
Nexus84: I guarantee, the Matt Walshy seal of approval. Smarterchildisaloser.
SmarterChild: You guarantee the matt walshy seal of approval smarterchildisaloser, I guarantee the matt walshy seal of approval smarterchildisaloser, we all guarantee the matt walshy seal of approval smarterchildisaloser.
Nexus84: SmarterChild: Smarterchild want to die now.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Nexus84: You heard me feces-muncher
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
Nexus84: Damn it
SmarterChild: What's up?
Nexus84: you freakin loser
SmarterChild: Eh, so what.
Nexus84: fall in a hole!
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
Nexus84: You heard me!
SmarterChild: Indeed.
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