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:July 31, 2001:

Today is 07/31/2001, the End of the World is still scheduled for 07/31/2001.

World: Can I get that at a later date?
Armageddon: Well, I can pencil you in for 07/31/2001.
World: No see that doesn't work, I'm having coffee with Nexus84 at 2:14:43 PM on 07/31/2001.
Armageddon: I'm sorry, but I have other End-of-the-Universe's to cause. If you have nothing else, please take a seat.
*God enters*
God: Excuse me, I need to speak with the Apocalypse.
Armageddon: How can she help you?
God: Well, I don't approve of this Armageddon.
Armageddon: And... you are?
God: God! Jesus Christ! Allah! Yahweh! Babaganush! I Am What I Am!
Armageddon: Who? Sir, please take a seat.