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Well, time for the obligatory FAQ (or Frequently Asked Question for the acronym inept). Don't stare too hard, this is mostly a comedic device.

Who are you and why are you on my computer?
It all began when the mommy and the daddy want a baby REALLY bad, so they wish and the stork brings them a baby. Seventeen years later, that baby makes a crappy website.

What is the "Samba de Nerdmonkey"
The eternal dance! GOOOOOO CHA-CHA. See? Even the Nerdmonkey can embrace his hispanic heritage.

Why are you so angry?
I have a badger nesting firming in my anus. Nuff said.

Why isn't Crazy Old Man McGee in a nursing home?
He grabs onto my arm with his gums and doesn't release until I uncommit him.

Speaking of McGee, where is he?
I think Boo has something to do with his dissapearance (i.j.)

What do I do if my toilet clogs?
Buy a new toilet, I'm not touching that one.

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No not some confusing note written by a thirteen year old girl, the Irish rock group. U2 kicks ass and U should think that 2. Punalicious. Click here for lyrics to their best songs.