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Zoltan, Evil Hungarian Master

Oh look hoo eet ees, eets Maht! Maht, yoo are such a seesy looser! Maht, yoo are such a gerrl! Maht, your mother ees a whore! Maht, I am yur Dah-dee! AHAHAHAHAHA, just keeding, nobody would sleep with your mother.


Come on Zoltan, there's no need to be a jack ass, we're all friends here... okay most of us-- none of us. Listen Zoltan, if you say another word about my Mother I'm going to kick your as all the way back across the Iron Curtain.

Ees that all yoo got? Breeng eet on poony leetle mahn! AHAHAHAHA, nobody can stop da eevil Zoltron, I am your mahstah, and yoo are my beetch! AHAHAHAHA! If sahm-bahdy cood beet me, I'd like to see dem say eet to my face!

Stop right there Zoltan!




Ach eets Joey! Joey my pride and joy, deed yoo get accepted to schoool yet?



Can the sweet talk boyo, I'm here for a reason, stop yelling at poor Matt. His mother is not beautiful so stop saying she is.



*sigh* I hate my life.






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