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All About Lara

[Nothing sexier than a woman with a gun]

:Stats:

Name: Lara Croft
Nationality: British
Birthdate: 2/14/65
Birthplace: Wimbledon, Surrey
Marital Status: Single
Bloodtype: AB-
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 115 lbs.
Hair: Dark Brunette
Eyes: Dark Brown
Bust: 34D
Waist: 24
Hips: 35
Dress: 8
Shoe: 7

Favorite Film: Deliverance
Favorite Bands: U2, Nine Inch Nails, Trance music for training.
Favorite Food: Beans on Toast (Blech)
Favorite Mode of Transportation: Norton Streetfighter Bike
Greatest Fear: Her Aunt's Corgi.

Education: Private Tutor (Age 3-11), Wimbledon High School for Girls (Age 11-16), Gordonstoun Boarding School (Age 16-18), Swiss Finishing School (18-21).

Work: Famous archeologist, plunderer of ancient tombs, etcetera. Writes books to finance trips. Most famous works are A Tyrannosaurus is Jawing at My Head and Slaying Bigfoot.

Life Story: Lara Croft was born into the rich life. Her father was Lord Henshingly Croft, a very wealthy British nobleman. Lara Croft was preparing to be wed into the rich life, having been engaged to the Earl of Farringdon. But, one day the plane that was to carry Croft and her class mates to a Ski Trip in Switzerland crashed in the Himilayas. Lara was the only one to survive, and when she finally made it out of the mountains and into a village, she was a new person. Lara couldn't help but desiring the adrenaline rush that being an adventurer brought. Lara's father however, did not approve and disowned Lara for acting as she did. Lara Croft left her stuffy lifestyle to ebcome a full time adventurer. Her more well known adventure was the discovery, and slaying, of the Bigfoot (as told in her book, Slaying Bigfoot). Lara Croft continues her extravagent life as one of the world's foremost archeologists.

:Pictures:

['Cheese!']

[Lara invades London]

[Lara reads the paper]

['Shhh']

[Lara snaps a baddie's neck]

[Ask not who the bell tolls for...]






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