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^{The Afghani capital of Kabul}

Well, it seems that by some act of Allah the Taliban spontaneously grew a penis yesterday. According to the Taliban's ambassador to Pakistan, "If a neighboring country or the regional countries -- particularly Islamic countries -- gave a positive response to American demands for military bases, it would spark off extraordinary danger".

Also, the leader of the Taliban Mullah Omar threatened a Jihad against any country that attacks Afganistan.

Ah-heh... heh heh heh. Apparently they think they can sacre us away. They are doomed and threats are the dying countries resort. They know they have no chance of survival. We've called in 50,000 reservists and the commandos. They're screwed and they know it. The US already has a Jihad on it by a crap load of terrorists. Do they think adding a country of people who can throw stones at the most scares us away?

It's sad really.