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Note that this is not true at all, it's ONLY a theory. A very interesting theory.

Okay, before I start let me say that if I get one complaint aboutt his I'm going to be pissed off. This is an amatuer psychological thesis which no one has the right to refute. If you don't like it, then too bad. Just read.

As we all might know, being gay is a major sin in Islam, and an instant damnation to hell. Whenever someone of the western press meets Bin Laden they get the impression of a tall akward man. John Miller noticed, "aside from his height, the first thing that struck me about bin Laden was his voice: It was soft and slightly high." Furthermore, Newsweek described Bin Laden as "effeminate".

So as such, my theory is that Bin Laden is gay! And because he's gay and going to Islamic Hell (aka Afghanistan, sorry insensitive joke) he convinces himself that if he dies in a war with the infidels he'll "ascend to the right hand of Allah". Of course, he deep down must realize that is incorrect because the Quran never says that. In fact, the word Islam means "surrender" in Arabic!

So if anything we can comfort ourselves that Bin Laden will roast in hell for eternity at the right hand of Satan. Alleluia.